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Mar 29 2011

Rock Out With your Cock Out: ROFLCOPTER like you never heard it before!


It is time to announce this modest contribution to the weirdification of contemporary musical landscape! After over a year of blood, sweat and semen stains (because men don’t cry!) Roflcopter has finally hatched three horrendous spawns, that’s guaranteed to insult good taste and decency.
Here’s what’s been said so far:

“If four pairs of sweaty bollox could play instruments and sing, this is probably what they would sound like”
-New York Times

“Roflcopter is to dysfunctional angry men what ‘Sex and the City’ is to sex depraved women”
-The Observer

“There is no way we would even consider signing up something so revolting”
- The International Record Company Executives Conspiracy

- The handful of Roflcopter fans

Mar 24 2011

The Problem With Rabid Atheism


It is my intention today to reveal to the faithful students of THE UNIVERSITY OF SOTONGRAD the urgent question of nutty atheists.

First of all I would like to make it clear that the primary reason why your caring Uncle Joe has not relocated the likes of Daniel Dennet and Richard Dawkins to our newly refurbished manual labour camp in Kamchatka; is that their nerdy sociopathic behavior is a major source of amusement both to myself and the general public.

Although both of these gentlemen could have benefited greatly from a lifetime supply of fresh air and intensive work, we nevertheless need them to stand over their ivory towers and serve as fountains of sexual excitement to the nerdy youths they so bravely command.

Let us, together, find the source of the stench of bollox that seems to emanate so strongly from the works of these two gentlemen.

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Mar 18 2011

We Live as we Dream: Alone


Today I wish to lecture my faithful subjects about the importance of courage in the arts.

On this occasion you may be forgiven for reacting to the above statement as follows: “ROFL Uncle JOe! Laik WTF does art has to do with curadge FFS?!! Isn’t art just some laik d00d in a berret smearing shitZ on a canwas LOL!”

I am of course talking about the courage of artists -for lack of a better word- to defy the rules of common convention and prevalent culture. No I don’t mean like promoting your otherwise average skills as a writer/cartoonist by insulting Islam. And no do I not mean having a public rant about how political correctness has gone mad. And NO I certainly don’t mean stenciling two coppers making out on a wall… “But UNCLE JOOOEEE!! You don’t get the joke yeaa! That one is like well funny, coz like cops aren’t supposed to be faggots lol! It’s like cops yea! And they are making out yea? Like they are gay! Except cops are never gay ye? Coz like only faggots are gay innit?!”

It's funny coz they're gay ye?

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Mar 18 2011

A Revolution Without Dancing

If I can’t dance, it’s not my revolution!
If I can’t dance, I don’t want your revolution!
If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution.
A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.
If there won’t be dancing at the revolution, I’m not coming.

Emma Goldman